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Tyrone Biggums

  • Tyrone Biggums

    Tyrone Biggums

    Tyrone Biggums is a squeaky-voiced crack addict recognized by his white, cocaine-encrusted lips and constant scratching. His first appearance was in the second episode of Season 1. He is often heard saying “I smoke rocks” and “SHAZAM!” Tyrone enjoys eating peanut butter and crack
    sandwiches, and was the spokesman for “Red Balls,” an energy drink made from cocaine.

    Tyrone is a real Estate selling crack head. He is often high on Crack or on Red Balls. He is also a recent winner of Fear Factor, which with his winnings he bought the biggest crack rock ever known to man kind.

    Favorite Quotes :

    We all know that you can sneak into your momma’s room late at night and steal 10 or 20 dollars from her purse and then catch the “D” bus downtown. Then you look for a Latino man names “Martinez”, and we all know that Martinez’s stuff is Da Bomb! – Tyrone Biggums

    Lemme tell you something you might not know Joe Roegan… I smoke rocks.

    Tyrone Biggums teaches little kids how to get high.

    Joe Rogan – “These coals are over one-thousand degrees hot”
    Tyrone Biggums- “Gaddam”

    And that children, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack!

    Finally i’m able to give you that rock you’ve always wanted and we can get high for — HOURS

    “Thank ya teacher bitch”-tyrone biggums

    “It’s called crack. It’s great! All you need to make it is some cocaine, baking powder, and I think I tasted egg and cinnamon.” -Tyrone Biggums

    Tyrone Biggums says: “Imma tea bag your anal cavity.”